“Bro, dude what are you talking about? You can’t use that!”
“Oh but I can, and I’m going to use it on you, Dave!”
“Shit! Leave me alone!” I said running out of the apartment building.
Dirk ran after me, “Just because you’re running away doesn’t mean I can’t use it any less!”
“Nooooooo!” He tackled me to the ground, “Help! Help somebody! He’s going to rape me!”
“Shut up loser!” He grabbed my arm and dragged me, DRAGGED me to our apartment once again.
“You ask for me to help you with your feelings, and I need to test my new battle power, so this will benefit us both!”
“LET GO OF ME JACKASS!” He took my shades off and set them on the coffee table, “What are you-“
“Santa, rita, meata, matea. Ringo, jeana, taito, marlin. Jacklin-toya, janate, michael, doumble-dora da explora-“ He then started whispering gibberish and I started to sparkle, then I started to be lifted off the ground and started to spin around, faster, and faster. The hell? Before I knew it there was smoke all around me and I fell down. It was dark now, wait… Am I under a blanket or something? I dug myself out of the cloth and realized that it was my clothes on the ground! Then I looked up to see Dirk TOWERING over me.
“MEOW- Eh… M-meow??”
“You’re a cat! The spell actually worked!”
‘A cat?!?’ I looked down at myself to see fur everywhere, “Meow?”
Dirk picked me up, “Alright bro, if I did this right then you’ll turn into a neko in about a week or so! You know what’s awesome too? Because your half cat you can show emotion a lot easier now!” Oh he’s totally going to get it now! Wait? I thought I was a cat! I don’t have any claws?!? That bastard de-clawed me! “You told me it was hard for you to show emotions around people, and you told me about your problem with John so I turned you into a cat!” Next thing I knew I passed out.
‘Ugh, my head…’ I looked around to see I was in some room alone with the lights turned off. ‘Where the hell am I now?’ There was a window with the shades open and it showed that it was pretty much midnight now. Is someone in the room with me? Dude! I’m in John’s room! “Meow?” Shit! What I do that for?!? Now he’s going to wake up-
“H-huh? Oh, your finally awake dude?” What? So he knows it’s me? John got out of his bed, and walked over to turn on the light, “You know, you have the same name as my best friend!” He smiled at me. ‘Wait- is he implying I’m his best friend? I-I’ve never really thought about having a best friend before… Getting too close to someone is bad. Cause what if I just died or something? I don’t want someone to care about that…’ I shook my head to stop thinking those thoughts and jumped off of his desk I was sleeping on.
“Your old owner apparently needed someone else to take care of you, see?” He held out this note and set it on the ground. I put my paw on the paper to read it.
It read, “This is Dave, and I can’t take care of him anymore… So please, could your family take him in? He likes to eat chips, and will NOT eat regular cat food.” The hell? I backed up from the note. Was this really happening?!? Am I really going to have to stay in John’s house? Wait… DIDN’T DIRK SAY I WAS GOING TO TURN INTO A NEKO IN A WEEK?!? John took the note and put it on his desk where I was before, then he PICK ME UP. ((Oh god… Feels.))
“You hungry dude? I got some potato chips in the kitchen!” Oh god yes. I’m so hungry right now…